- When you are approaching the room that contains the treasure, quickly call a friend* on your cell phone**. A pretend phone call could work in a pinch, but the real thing lends more authenticity in case the zombie has super-sonic hearing.
- The zombie will be able to hear your friend's voice,*** which adds 50 health points and an energy pack.
- Then, the zombie lurking behind the door will avoid attacking you because zombies hate witnesses.
- You can then retrieve your treasure and leave unscathed, all while holding your phone to your shoulder with your chin****.
- It is best to have both hands free. Just in case you have to run.*****
You're welcome.******
* Works best if you have friends.
**Works best if you have a cell phone.
***Works best if you call someone who will actually answer their phone. Choose wisely.
***Works best if you have a chin. And a shoulder.
*****Or friend hangs up.
******Zombie is a metaphor.
in the event of the zombie apocalypse, I just don't think this is going to work, assuming zombie is a metaphor for zombie.
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