Best served cold

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I am starting a list. Right now. For every black mark I put by your name, I will call you every single day when I am retired. And tell you to Fuck OFF.

Yes. I'm talking to you, asshole.

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  1. Robin BeckerFebruary 7, 2010 at 5:23 AM

    I am afraid!

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  2. JenFebruary 7, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    You should be! Now, what is your number again? ;)

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  3. UnknownFebruary 8, 2010 at 6:05 AM

    Ha! Love it! I'm curious to know who's on the black list, and note how blithely I assume I'm NOT? (But then, any phone call from you would be a pleasure.)

    Hey, when we're old and gray, you can phone me and say nothing more than "fuck off", and I'll say "back atcha, bitch", and then we can launch into a three-hour conversation. Deal? Though maybe not when our children are in earshot and start thinking that maybe mom needs "care". :D

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  4. JenFebruary 8, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    "Laura," I thought that was you! But I was seriously concerned for a minute about what Laura would welcome a phone call from me, hahaha. Mostly because I don't know any. ;)

    Who do you think is on the black list, silly? lol

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