Friday, February 19, 2010

Teenage boys are sex maniacs

1. Christian: Can you imagine Wicked porn?
Me: Er... yes. Can you?
Christian: Elphaba, Glinda, and Dr. Dillamond...
Me: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Christian: I'm sorry-- is it bad that I talk about sex so much?
Me: Nope. It's normal, healthy, and expected.

2. About five minutes later, Tommy came waltzing prancing into the kitchen.

"European or Gay?"

Definitely gay.  


  1. "European or Gay?" My favorite quiz on Remote Control.

  2. European

    I get to say 'cause I lived there.

    Is that a new wall color - I love that color blue!

  3. Come to think of it - I think I've commented on that blue color before...

    I just painted the boys' walls a similar blue and a real grassy green. The two colors do a lot to keep me sane when the weather plans to dump ANOTHER 8 inches of the white stuff tomorrow.

    I go in the boys' room to get a smack in the eye of spring.


  4. Hahaha, Tommy was actually aping someone in this photo. Rhymes with shard. Nope, not a new wall color-- I hadn't even noticed that the walls and ceiling showed up that blue in this pic! Trick of the light, but I say! I like it too!

    I told the kids after Tommy's little fun that they have foiled all my desires for a gay child. Le sigh.

  5. Did you say 8 inches of snow???

  6. Title says it all. My teen years were an endurance of horniness without relief.

  7. Actually - the NWS just updated - could be 10 inches locally in a line from St. Joseph to the Emerald City...

    Can anyone say SNOW DAY! Yeah - that would be my kids you heard.

    S. got a second at the Science Olympiad last weekend in meteorology - chip off the genetic block, I say.

  8. Shard?

    It'll come to me. Probably at 2 in the morning.

  9. Huh. The snow better get cleared before I drive to KC airport on Wednesday.

    shard in eye== metaphor?

  10. I hate to say... but if you read Wicked, there's already "Wicked" porn...