1) I met you in a creative writing class. You had black fingernails. You like vampires too. You wrote fiction, and our professor was prone to taking you apart at the seams. (Nothing particular to you, except maybe your gender).
2) Modern English: I'll Stop the World and Melt With You. Don't know why-- it just does.
3) Topher Grace. Don't be offended by that-- he's adorable. You are tall and thin and have dark hair like he does. You don't like your face, and I have no idea what is up with that.
4) Poised. n. A state or condition of hovering or being suspended.