The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women!
A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for theday. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weightof an eight-point buck.
"Where's Bubba?" the others asked.
"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Bubba!"
Regarding the year 2000, a senior at U of K was overheard saying, "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Kentucky." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
The young Kentuckian came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba,somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Kentuckian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
NEWS FLASH! - Lexington, KY ----- Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Kentuckystudents, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Lexington.
Kentucky search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot andcopilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
A Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-71. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
Bubba replied, "Bout whut?